Make the elevator your bitch

The average traveler  finds themselves in hotels quite often-at least I do, and by default we spend time riding the elevators to our rooms and back, especially in big cities like Bangkok or Manila.  I get pretty frustrated trying to reach higher floors when the elevator stops at every freakin other floor on the way up and down.  So lets cut out the bullshit shall we.

1. Hold the door closed button

2. While continuing to hold the door closed button press the button for the floor you wish to go to.

3. Continue holding both the close door button and your floor button until the elevator begins to move.

4. Release both buttons and relax while the elevator skips every other wanker's floor and goes strait to yours.