Ewwwwwwww

This might seem a bit gross but it actually seems like a solid idea.  Its hard to trust housecleaning staff and other people that may want to rob your stuff from the hotel room or from your bags at the airport.  And you sure don't want to keep much cash or anything else on you in some crazy places.  No problem, this is the solution.  It looks like something you would never want to touch and that's the genius behind it.  The underwear have built in pockets that are impossible to see without "getting your hands dirty." I have not been able to find the maker of this masterpiece but I think it would be easy to make DIY style.  I am thinking brown crayon would work well for the skid marks.  Travelers Win.

Brief Safe